...I love a good apendix.

And slime rancher's is as effortlessly delightful as this game. Chamberlain may have given up on you after 5 minutes but I won't. Show me your pink, amorphic, giggly, secrets slime rancher. I want em' all!

Slime Rancher has one really important question to ask. Do you need a hug?

You never appreciate how much games these days are drenched in blood, guts, and monochrome until something like slime rancher comes along. I don't know what I'm doing. My pink slimes have all hopped out of their cages, my rock slimes are starving, and I can't get carrots to grow fast enough. But slime rancher don't care. Slime Rancher just wants you to have a good time. And thus... I am.

Here's a car. You want it?

It's sad that the single best ad I've seen all year is just a skit for the filmmaker's girlfriend. As a guy with an amazing 1999 Toyota Camry I get this love. It's a car that Works. With a capital W. Sell me that, Madison ave.