Hey Monster Hunter, cool it with the cat puns.

Yeah no, you're fired. But I'm sure you'll... LAND ON YOUR FEET.

I'm not much for Japan's fixation on cute things, I tend to tolerate it more than anything. But the cats in this game are pretty great and that's coming from a dyed in the wool dog person. I was able to make mine look like a fox and foxes get you points from me. Lots.

I was on board until a conversation with my new mouse keep- I mean house keeper became wall to wall cats puns. Didn't get one sentence through with this guy before he dropped a "purrrr-fection" on the floor. Right in front of everybody.

I love puns but that's not what these are. This is technically assault, cat people. Cool it.


*Update: 

I'm sorry, is this like a medical condition for you guys? Are you physically able to stop talking like a lazy writer?

Gita Jackson nailed it today.

I've been in No Man's Sky for a while now, enough to start a review. While I do very much enjoy and continue to enjoy it... I have notes. Chief among them what Miss Jackson so eloquently put today:

Sentinels Need To Chill

Postcards from the edge.

I've been having a breezily good time with no man's sky and couldn't help but take some pictures. You should all check out the review aggregate on steam's page. The recent positives are flying off the damn chart.

So anybody heard of the jakalope hoax?

The gallant star ship: Ernesto MK II. I honestly miss it's cockpit. I don't think the new intern is working out.

 

Time to make the doughnuts.

If you've been skipping most of the dialogue... stop that.

The way this thing walks is as biologically accurate as it is heart breaking.

Di-hydrogen crystals for scale.

Abrielle-S12: The intern.

Hey guys....

So lately/4 months ago I plum ran out of things to talk about. Entertainment wise anyway. I went to a really dark place and video games were a cold comfort. Something I could gab about once a week with a couple good friends, but not something to write about.

I wanted to write about Kafkaesque fascistic nightmares.

But since it looks like our Vichy government is reaching the end game I'd thought I'd pop back in and let you know I've found my love for video based diversion again. I've had a lovely time with No Man's Sky and I'm diving back into New Vegas to see if my torch for it still burns as brightly. Stay tuned.

Hello Mathew Boyd.

ThreePanelSoul

You just made yourself a fan.

HEEEEY! WAAAAIT! Watch this Westworld Trailer:

 

 

On Cheating Death.

My car burned down the other day. Not sure how and since it's a cube now. I guess I'll never know. If the median haden't run out when it did, I had about 45 seconds from smoke to fire, I could have been cooked. Makes you take stock. Finding a decent used car has become it's own purgatory but it's damn good having all my limbs and eyebrows.

You can juuust make out make out my favorite pair of jeans.