Tuesday, October 20, 2015
Bravo Telltale.
That was your best work yet.There's nothing to say that hasn't been exhausted by every game critic alive. So here's my spoiler free 2 cents. The cameo I was holding out for happened and the arc of Handsome Jack came to a spectacular close. Then the whole final act happened and that was just super awesome gravy. I couldn't be happier, I don't remember a game that has made me laugh out loud this much. I really can't. Though Witcher 3 got some good jabs in.
Take a bow TellTale. No one can touch you now.
Sunday, October 18, 2015
Sorry Crackpot.
You deserve better then what I've been. You may be a metaphor for my creative work ethic but that's no excuse. Two reviews are forthcoming this month and at least 15 posts total. May I loose a finger should this not come to pass.
Thursday, October 15, 2015
Remember that live action Skyrim Trailer?
Bethesda software remembers. And that got more asses in seats than anything they'd ever done, so they went with the same gambit on Fallout 4:
Aaaaaaaaaand... I love it. I love it, love it. That is the entire Fallout experience expressed over one minute of live action. I am all for this to become a launch tradition.
Sunday, October 11, 2015
Don't Listen to the Haters, Rising Tide is Incredible.
In the beginning, I only liked Beyond Earth. There weren't enough leaders, the draconian health system kept your colony under 7 cities at the best of times, and the trade route system was OP as fuq'. The trade route thing was fixed pretty quickly, but Firaxis needed to take a cold, hard, look at their game and make several changes to it's foundation if it didn't want to just be a re-skin of Civ V.
They've done it. They've really done it. I'd like to finish a few more games before my formal review, but I am having a god. Damn. Blast.
The soundtrack ALONE is worth $20.
Thursday, October 8, 2015
Time Warner quintupled my speed. Just Because.
I've recently been paying way too much for internet. I figured paying a little more each month beat waiting 8 hours to play GTAV again. But that's stupid. $77 a month just wasn't worth 4 MB's a second.
Now, magically, it's idling between 15-20 MB's a second. Holy fudgeballs.
They didn't loosen the faucet. They knocked the faucet clear off with a monkey wrench. Bravo, Time Warner. Never thought I'd type those words.
Tuesday, October 6, 2015
I wonder why Beyond Earth isn't advertising Rising Tide any...
Oh, right. South Carolina is facing old testament style flooding! Seriously, a quarter of that state is under water.
Either way, I'm down for $30 Firaxis, looks great.
Sounds good too.
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Armikrog Lives!
I willed it... and it happened! Armikrog has made it to market and while I have no idea if it's any good; I still stand by Pencil Test's* open and jovial relationship with us backers through the mildly tumultuous development.
Still, the fact they finished a stop-motion anything in just under 2 and a half years is cause for applause. The soundtrack is already got my toe a' tappin' and that sucker can't download fast enough.
*Douglas Tennaple has had almost nothing to do with the studio outside of preliminary design work. So if you're boycotting the game to boycott him... you're spitting on the wrong artists. Though I in no way find your desire to do so unreasonable. Not in the slightest.
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