It's the most wonderful time of the year.

No Julie, you can have the rest of the wild rice. I'm fine with the brussel sprouts. Just. FINE.

My fellow introverted Americans we must give thanks on this, our most holy of holidays. Leftover Day. All of the gluttony of thanksgiving with total TV autonomy and none of the social obligation. I love Thanksgiving, don't get me wrong. I'm more than happy to spend 5 hours catching up with friends and family then pitching in to clean mountains of china plates.

But I love today MORE.